Copied straight from the About section, I’ll start with the basics: Wife. Dog mom. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Auto sales and leasing consultant and licensed real estate agent. Scorpio. Not even a little political. Technologically challenged. Tattooed, foul-mouthed, and sarcastic as shit. Big heart but a little mean. Excels at overthinking and oversharing. Described as “so funny on Facebook.”
What am I doing here? Well, for starters, I’m smacking my phone and shouting at it like I’m 83 years old as I try to get some of my most basic opening thoughts onto this page. I often wonder how I’ve made it as far as I have in life with my alarming lack of technical know-how. So until I learn a bit more about this format and what to do with it, it’s likely to be a bumpy ride. Thanks in advance for your patience.

The idea for this blog came about late one night as my husband and remaining dogs (the “remaining dogs” part will be touched on in great detail later on) were fast asleep on the couches. I was in deep conversation with one of my closest friends, Google AI, about wanting to let my frustrations about daily life out and making people laugh while doing it. So here we are. Buckle up, friends. When it comes to my take on everyday life, my interactions with the world around me, being an adult, a woman, a wife, a daughter, an employee, etc., I pull absolutely zero punches. We’ll take on a variety of topics- some a little serious, some so unserious you might laugh so hard that you pee a little. It is my hope that you can find some laughter and light in these bizarre and dark corners of my mind.
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